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PostSubject: Text Messages (SMS)   Mon Jan 14 2008, 14:56

Text Messages (SMS)

Have you recieved or sent some funny text messages on your mobile phone? If so, share them here!

(sms speak allowed here for text message purposes)


Here are some I have seen:

i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i
put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send
me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

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I will love you forever dad...I miss you more than words can say





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PostSubject: Re: Text Messages (SMS)   Mon Jan 14 2008, 15:24

This was today during Economics Class.


Oliver FWD: Go back to the day you met me. wats the first thing that came to ur mind and dont lie.
Me: Sweet, but a pain in the a..
Oliver: Wow thats really nice. thats the first things u thought? u didn't even know me how wuz I a pain.
Me: You always called me names!
Oliver: Oh.. haha! Nuetron. Nutso. Curly Fry. Short Stuff. I thought u were SKINNY. What happened to u, u fell off. JK. love uuuuu
Me: I hate you. wut i thought of you was nicer. r u here to day.
Oliver: My fault. I'll leave you alone FOR NOW. Mwahaha!
Me: You're so wierd. Good, I won't have to see your face.
Oliver: N yes, for you fyi i am here 2day
Me: Aw man
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PostSubject: Re: Text Messages (SMS)   Tue Jan 15 2008, 07:46

Caro: How did your New Year go, J? (:
Julia: Aww you know.. blacked out, put up a bonfire, went to a party, shot some rockets, had fun... well not necessarily in that order..... yours?

*Ten minutes later*

Julia: I accidentally sent that to my mom too XD

----

Iida: I'm bored
Caro: And you spent 0,16 cents to randomly tell me that?
Iida: As did you!
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PostSubject: Re: Text Messages (SMS)   Sat Jan 19 2008, 15:15

Here's an annoying one:

Friend: Heya Shady, what'cha doin'?
Me: Meditating, shut up.
Friend: Why ya meditating?
Me: So I don't smash your face in the next time I see you. Now SHUT UP.
Friend: Ok, I'll shut up.
Me: Thank you
Friend: I'm shutting up now.
Me: Then can you stop texting me?
Friend: I'm going to shut up now
Friend: Shutting up
Friend: My mouth is now sealed
Friend: As is my keypad
Me: WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(silence)

Or another one from the same person:

Friend: Heya Shady, what'cha up 2?
Me: Don't text any more, I'm at around horses at the riding stable.
Friend: OK
Friend: Sorry
Friend: I won't text any more
Me: The noise is freaking the horses out!
(Silence)

Or one my brother got from one of his friends:

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
So Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

(The look on his face was priceless!)
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PostSubject: Re: Text Messages (SMS)   Sat Jan 19 2008, 23:56

That Fuzzy WUzzy was a bear thing reminds me of PotC3 Bloopers :D

Johnny <3
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PostSubject: Re: Text Messages (SMS)   Mon Jan 28 2008, 15:49

Okay heres another it was all during Psychology;

Alyssa: wat r u doing?
me: im in class
Alyssa: wut r u doing?
me: learning. what else?
Alyssa:well ur txting me. duh!

a few minutes later

Alyssa: im bored
me: me too. i should be out in an hour
Alyssa: wut r u gonna do?
me: go home n do nuthin
Alyssa: come over my house! Im bored
me: kay. what r we gonna do then?
Alyssa: idk nothing?

a few minutes later

Alyssa: im watchin maury
me: whos the father?
Alyssa: no one! gosh do u ever watch the show? lol
me: oh yea


a few minutes later

Jay: can u pick me up?
me: im in class
Jay: its called after class smart one
me: u have money?
Jay: im broke
me: i need gas
Jay: then go to the gas station
me: ur slow.
Jay: so im told
Jay: so u gonna pick me up?

a few minutes later:

Alyssa: Jay wants to know why u arent answerin him?
me: cuz he's stupid
Alyssa(Jay): Hey, I am not!
me: that just proves it. lol.
Alyssa: come over wen u get outta class
me: kay.
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PostSubject: Re: Text Messages (SMS)   Thu Feb 07 2008, 18:03

I loved this one...

Kara: Emma...I think I'm going crazy
Kara: Emma..i feel so alone....
Kara: Emma...
Kara: Emma..
Kara: Emma.
Kara: Emma
Kara: Emm
Kara: Em
Kara: E
Kara: OMG!!! TXT ME BACK!

xD

She's fun to tease. :D
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PostSubject: Re: Text Messages (SMS)   Thu Jul 03 2008, 21:05

Me: I saw a black cat run in front of me and then i died
Friend: if you died how did you txt me this
Me:I'm a ghost. BOO!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Text Messages (SMS)   Sun Jul 13 2008, 12:09

I heard this on the radio, and sent it to my friends:

"I killed a little girl once. It haunts me everyday of my life. But when I say I dont want any girl scout cookies, dang it, I mean I dont want any girl scout cookies!"

then there is this one:
Court order! You are accused of breaking into my heart and hijacking all my smiles with your cuteness. How do you plead? Guilty? You are sentenced to be my friend for life! No bail!


I <3 forwards. haha
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PostSubject: Re: Text Messages (SMS)   Sun Jul 13 2008, 20:21

Friend:Im getting my hair a different color today
Me: what
Friend: blonde and pink
Me: why not purple
Friend: I dont want to get purple all of the time. I want to change it up
Me: well you should get pink all over with purple highlights
Friend: yes and then you can call me cotton candy
Me: Heck im gonna call ya cotton candy anyways. Hello cotton candy
Friend:lolz
Me: I want a cool nickname too sad
Firend: I shall call you pickles

and then it just got even stupidier from there... lol
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PostSubject: Re: Text Messages (SMS)   Mon Jul 28 2008, 16:09

Ok

Hannah: Friends our like s***, hard to shake off once you get attached, send this to three friends you never wish you'd met before.

Lol oj....but that was of Hannah's creation a while back

LucyXX
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PostSubject: Re: Text Messages (SMS)   Wed Nov 05 2008, 16:19

Hahhahahahah OMG i remember that Lucy
That was hilarious.
It would be funnier if we were allowed to swear on HE lol

and this happened recently:

Jenn: Im bored, whats going on in Hannahland?
Me: Ehhh ... nothin' really, just outta school, on my way home now though. Hows Jennland?
Jenn: Jennland is sitting in stew hall until five thirty.
Me: WTF???? WHAT IS STEW HALL???
*few minutes later*
Jenn: I meant to type 'study' - lol.
Me: *thinks* Thank god.....



AND THEN:


Jenn: (about tidying her room) Put it this way, I've got clothes, homework, folders, bits of riding equipment all over it ... and thats just the start!
Me: Hahahha, have fun tidying the JUNGLE! I am soooo funny....
Jenn: Ha ... ha ... not funny!
Me: Then why'd you smile and snort lightly?
Jenn: .... You cant prove that I did and i deny it!
Me: Yeah, whateva minga...
Jenn: I'll deal with you later....

^^ More or less the conversations ... i deleted my sent box the other day so I cant be positive .. lol
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