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PostSubject: If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?   Wed May 16 2007, 15:06

If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?


mine would probably be in chinese or another language that my family wouldnt understand as they never understand me lol

1. Handle with extreme care
2. Remember to hug at least once a day
3. No jokes about a woman going into labour!
4. Make sure she has at least 8 hours sleep
5. If her sugar runs low, make sure she gets some very very quickly!
6. Always keep a large supply of chocolate nearby
7. If found please return to mother ship immediately

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PostSubject: Re: If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?   Wed May 16 2007, 15:17

A big sign on my forehead that says 'MADE BY MUM AND DAD' :D

1. Shake before use
2. Don't keep in sun or under -25 celsius
3. Beware for random outbursts of pure anger and terrifying wrath
4. Keep away from children!
5. Remember to never think otherwise

(...will come up with more later...)

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PostSubject: Re: If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?   Thu May 17 2007, 20:05

1) just shut up and let her talk
2) ok now TALK duh! don't you know anything?
3) Don't let the convo ever go to anything about food
4) don't bring the subject to how she looks
5) bring some duct tape. Talking may become very loud
6) NEVER say anything about her mood. She gets moodyer.
7) Compliment her writing if you can
8) don't talk about her mistakes
9) take most mean jokes she says as funny. that's what they're meant to be
10) Remember, sarcasm is the key to a healthy becca life
11)play music nonstop
12) ask her if she'd like something caffeinated.
13) don't be afraid to yell at her 9warning- she'll yell back)
14) don't be afraid to get your ego damaged considerably.


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PostSubject: Re: If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?   Fri May 18 2007, 08:42

I'd have a post-it thingy in my leg saying: Priceless :D

Instructions:

1. Needs to use the Internet at least once a day
2. ALWAYS CARRY HER IPOD WITH HER
3. Beware of random singing and possible dancing
4. Needs to fall in her inlines at least three times a week
5. Keep in someplace fresh and dry
6. Don't disturb when watching Anime
7. Keep away from couples unless you want her to squee
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PostSubject: Re: If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?   Sun Jun 17 2007, 10:35

Well first of it would say comes in a package (with my andy)

Instructions:

1. Keep Her Harry Potter stuff with her ALL the time
2. Beware gets angry easly
3. Must use internet for at least 3 hours a day
4. This person is very attention seeking so give them lots of attention
5. Do not touch her Harry Potter stuff
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PostSubject: Re: If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?   Sun Jul 15 2007, 23:18

non-returnable....lol
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PostSubject: Re: If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?   Thu Jul 19 2007, 13:38

1. Caution. Baby inside
2. Keep away from the kitchen
3. Hide any chocolate
4. All bark and no bite
5. Beware: Is insane
6. Requires hugs and kisses (hehe)
7. Careful: Extremely clumsy.
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PostSubject: Re: If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?   Thu Jul 19 2007, 21:15

May have defects
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PostSubject: How To Run Your Brand New Jessica   Tue Jul 24 2007, 08:52

How To Run Your Brand New Jessica


Needed:
4 cups of coffee per day
Duck tape
Carbs
and ropes.

Welcome:
You have just bought a brand new Jessica! To handle the Jessica please follow the simple instructions below. Have fun with her!


Instructions:
To start up the Jessica Machine, take a hott cup of coffee and run it under he nose. Imediate reaction should follow. If she still does not awake please call the number at the bottom of this page for assistance.

Once your Jessica has been awaken. Let her drink the coffee you have and then proceed to have her do things with you. Mild complaining might occur.

If you encounter a talking slump, where the Jessica continues to talk nonstop. Take the duck tape and tape it over her mouth. She then will try to proceed to take it off so please sit her down and tie her with the rope to a chair. Wait about ten minnutes and the talking slump will be over.

To turn off the Jessica stop feeding her coffee.


We can not be held responsible for any abuse or broken objects that the Jessica may have caused.
If you encounter problems please call
1-800-BROK-JESS
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PostSubject: Re: If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?   Mon Aug 06 2007, 17:40

Don't Keep Inside
Easily Angered
Warning: Random moments
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PostSubject: Re: If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?   Tue Aug 07 2007, 17:03

My instructions would be in Amberisms XD

How to take care of your new Amber:

1) Stand at least 10 feet away when waking her up*
2) Don't try to feed her any breakfast foods
3) Give at least one new book/notebook per every two days
4) Allow at least a few hours online a day
5) Sit and watch Gilmore Girls and Charmed with her
6) Let her eat as she pleases
7) Don't argue. Ever. You won't win.
8) Beware of random comments and/or singing and dancing

*- Actual ranges could be greater or lesser depending on amount of sleep

An Amber isn't right for you if you are easily annoyed, or actually want on your computer. Serious risks include very hurtful comments while trying to wake her up, and/or if you annoy her, so you shouldn't get an Amber if you are overly emotional or easily hurt by words. Ask your pyscratrist before buying one as it may not be right for your sanity.

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PostSubject: Re: If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?   Fri Aug 17 2007, 16:10

Taking care of Kitty- a hefty responsibility so be sure you know what you are getting into.

1. Remember to hold her carefully
2. Have a large supply of catnip on hand
3. Chocolate is a must have 24/7
4. Keep the room temperature pleasant
5. Don't disturb here in the wee hours in the morning
6. Make sure her blankets are soft and clean
7. She must have at least 5 pillows on her bed
8. Give her computer time when she wants it
9. Spoil her
10. Never yell or disagree with her without life insurance

Enjoy your sweet little kitty
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PostSubject: Re: If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?   Wed Aug 29 2007, 13:51

1. Always Give her acess to web
2. caution: keep 2 metres away
3. do not touch her stuff
4. always haev chocolate on hand in case of sugar drop


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PostSubject: Re: If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?   Wed Aug 29 2007, 15:27

Instructions
-Spoil your Moira occasionally
-Always have a pepsi on hand
-Never insult Ireland in anyway, or the french language
-Always allow ample computer and reading time
-Provide your Moira with chapstick daily
-Always keep well fed
-Be prepared to discuss Harry Potter until the cows come home(and they never do!)


It is not advisable to purchase a Moira if you experience the following:
-Preference for coke products
-Lack of interest in all things Harry Potter
-Intolerable attitude towards random, unimportant facts
-Dislike of curly hair
-General lack of patience



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PostSubject: Re: If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?   Sat Sep 08 2007, 18:33

Instructions

- Don't get her excited
- Make sure to have a sedate in hand (loll)
- Give Chocolate daily and plenty of water
- Stand a few feet away after waking her up
- Do not get her angry
- Keep any sort of bugs away
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PostSubject: Re: If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?   Sun Sep 16 2007, 09:59

Congratulations! You are the unlucky new owner of a Kathrine!
PLease follow these instructions to keep her happy:
1. Have chocolate nearby at all times
2. Never take//leav the house//break her cellphone//iPod// digital camera
2. Ignore the fact that there is no number three
4.spoil at every holiday
5. give at least 4 hours of computer time a day
6. leave her ALONE


warnings!!!
after waking, leave the room quickly, as she ids dizzy, confused, and mad at the fact that you disturbed her beauty rest.
In case of accidental breaking of cellphone//iPod//digital camers, go buy a new one within an hour.
If you run out of chocolate, go buy some, unless you want to deal with a crabby Kathrine.
Kathrine does NOT need constant companionship. Let her come to you

MUST HAVES

cute boy
chocolate
frineds (not you)
hp books
cellphone//iPod//digital camers (all three, or she will not turn on)

FAQ
Q. My Kathrine will not turn on. What should I do???
A.wave the chocolate under her nose. as she wakes, RUN!!!!!
Q. There have been some strange deaths around my neightborhood, and thefts. I noticed this happened after i got my Kathrine. Any explanitions, tips and such???
A. yeah, tell the idiots not to get on Kathrines bad side.


Any questions or concerns, call 1-800-Kat Killed My Dog
www.Kathrineismad.not

Notice: Ask you doctor before getting a Kathrine if you suffer deprission, suicidal thoughts, or are a general dork//geek//loser//hippie.
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PostSubject: Re: If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?   Wed Sep 19 2007, 18:55

Are you feeling down? Is life taking a turn for the worst?

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To rent Alex, please call 1-866-ASK KITTY

Alex, a creation of the Watson family


Not advised for those who are not touchy/feely, as Alex is known for breaking out into spontaneous hugging and/or cuddling. Alex may cause irritability due to his sarcastic nature. Loss of intelligence may result if you attempt to listen to his ramblings. No refunds, caffeine and nicotine not included.
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