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PostSubject: Harry Potter Limericks   Thu Mar 01 2007, 09:42

For this creative writing class I would like you to create 4 Harry Potter limericks. Each Limerick must be about a different character/item/place among the Harry Potter Books.

This Class is worth 100 points (25 per limerick)

For example:

There once was an evil potions master,
Who loved to eat tomato pasta,
one day it was off,
he let out a cough,
and died just a little bit faster.

I'm sure you can do better then that =] just an example though.

[Must be your own limericks]

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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Thu Mar 01 2007, 13:28

These be rubbish, but oh well :D

Cheeky chappies George and Fred,
Took a potion to become forge and gred,
They got drunk in a bar,
Angered their ma’
And ended up deady dead dead.

***

There once was a dude named Potter,
He always looked much hotter,
He groomed his hair,
Gave his skin love and care,
Oh what a rotter that Potter!

***

There once was an old man named Albus,
Whose beard always caused a big fuss,
He fell dead one day,
Caught in the fray,
And his wounds oozed oodles of puss.

***

Draco was a snivelling ferret,
Who always wore a beret,
He got dressed in the dark,
Went out to the park,
And lost his class a merit.
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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Thu Mar 01 2007, 14:18

Most of these won't make any sense - I'll tell you that much haha:

Firebolt

An ode to an old friend
That flies hard and never bends
Always there to get you out of a jam
Even when a bludger goes wam!
The Firebolt stays in hand!

Hogwarts

Oh Hogwarts whatever can one say?
Your knowledge beams down like a ray.
Students run to and fro
While Professors try to give them a bow.
And always remain true!

Hermione Granger

The lone bookworm hides away
Tucked in the library at bay.
Chocolate brown drinks in all that can be found
And still she is bound.
Hermione when will it ever end?!?

Cho Chang

A sad story this one tells
Her tears fell.
A sniff comes most
She mourns what was lost
Cho what will this cost?
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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Thu Mar 01 2007, 15:52

ok first off these are horrible and also the limerick about potter is even worse since i personally do not think potter is hot but i could only think of hotter to rhyme with potter

okhere goes:

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There once was a boy named Potter
No one else imagined could be hotter
With sexy black hair
With which he took much care
Oh what a hotty that Potter

~~~~~

There once was a Slytherin named Malfoy
Who loved his little snake toy
It was green all over
With spots shaped like clovers
How in love with his toy was Malfoy

~~~~~

How strage tis the Department of Mystery
No trace of it's history
All things about it unnown
Nothing about it ever shown
It shall remain forever a mystery

~~~~~

There once was a man named Siruis Black
He never once wore a hat
Many tried to make him
But he wouldn't let them
Oh why wouldn't you were a hat Mr.Black?

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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Thu Mar 01 2007, 17:19

LUCIUS MALFOY

When Lucius Malfoy is near,
he is always wearining his sneer
If you are below him he turns up his nose,
he is pure evil from his head to his toes,
he's a Death Eater and one you should fear.

Death Eater

Faithful servants of the Dark Lord,
Death Eater's are evil to their word,
illegal curses they cast,
if you are hit with one you will not last,
you could end up in the St. Mungo's ward.

Peeves

Peeves is a ghost that we all know,
he has bothered Harry, Ron and Cho,
ink bottles go flying,
the first years are crying,
and Flitch yells to them "look out below!"

Voldemort

Most fear to even speak his name,
pure evil and torture are his game,
avada kedavra, imperio and crucio,
are curses that he very well knows,
he is powerful but quite insane.
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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Fri Mar 02 2007, 10:07

Harry Potter

That Potter kid, what's his name,
he's wandering around school, what's his game,
he's tricking students
and he's never been prudent,
at least he's not a chaser, he's got horrible aim!

Oliver Wood,

Wizzing away high around,
his feet hardly hitting the ground,
He's saving goals
he's hot like coals
So humble not making a sound,

Magic

Casting a spell,
you may be expell,
Better than a curse
that sends you to the nurse
at least it's not like hell

Hagrid

A big black beard,
he's drving a strage herd,
he's really quite humble,
like a baby bumble,
and he's always saying a word.

Okay they're terrible, oh well
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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Fri Mar 02 2007, 12:20

There once was a boy with a scar
His home from Hogwarts was quite far
He got on the train
Then felt a great pain
Ate lots of chocolate to feel up to par



There once was a girl with big hair
Though she didn't really care
She studied her books
Despite all the looks
Read the lot then asked for a spare


Hermione's got a very hairy cat
She was accused of eating a rat
The face of a pig
In the dirt she does dig
Ron always says she is a brat


(This is my favorite one!)

Sirius is a very handsome man
Spent 13 years in Azkaban
Some say he's mad
Lonely years he's had
If anyone can cheer him up I can!
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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Sun Mar 04 2007, 15:01

These aren't good but



*Fred Weasley*

I am a Fred

WHom Ms. Umdridge dreaded

I have a shop

My bro and I always drink Pop

"George" I said



*George Weasley*

I am a twin

I always win

I have a lil Bro, Ron

He has the best frown

I always have a grin



*Chamber of Secrets*

I have been opened

By a little friend

Of young Harry Potter

I remeber his father

I am the Chamber of Secrets



*Basilisk*

I can speak Pareltongue

Which means I can roll my tongue

Please Come in Harry Potter

Or I'll feed on your little friend

I am indeed the Basilisk
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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Mon Mar 05 2007, 00:34

There once was a man who changed with the moon
Who’s handsome good looks made Tonks swoon
He’s just part wolf,
Quiet and aloof,
Let’s hope Remus won’t be joining Padfoot too soon.

Lily Potter was a loving mother and wife,
To save her son Harry she gave up her life.
Her eyes of green,
On her son can be seen,
Now its up to him to end our world’s strife.

There once was a wizard named Severus Snape,
Who caused frightened student’s mouths to gape.
They mixed up his potions,
Hiding their emotions,
All the while planning their glorious escape.

Hermione Granger is one brilliant witch,
Falling for cute boys who like to play quidditch.
If you underestimate her mind,
Then soon you will find,
That her wand is as sharp as a switch.
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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Tue Mar 06 2007, 22:08

On a cold chilly night
Hagrid put up a fight
to bring back a boy
who may bring back some joy
to the wizards world as one

A potion had to be drank
to pull off a certain prank
to a man name slug
so we can connect the plug
As to what was heard by riddle

Dumbledore had a certain belief
to which cause him many grief
yet turth was on his side
The ministry had lied
to only convey what was truth at the end

Many came to see
what only one can be
a triwizard champion
which is played with a passion
though eneded in death
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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Wed Mar 07 2007, 16:54

(Lol I thought we needed to write five and then I couldn't decide which to cut, so disregard one XD)

One day Maxime went for a walk
She met a witch and they started to talk
Little did she know
That the witch was her foe
And the witch had talons like a hawk.

Hagrid woke up late one day
And decided to celebrate May
He worked for hours and hours
Planting enchanted flowers
But he couldn't convince them to stay.

Harry's anger was great
When he realized his horrible fate
His fist crashed on the table
He yelled as loud as he was able
And then he had no choice but to wait.

Dumbledore stood calmly in the hall
And waited till it was nightfall
Then he rushed to the wing
Where Harry and Hermione were staying
And finally he confessed all.

An owl sped over the trees
She was terribly afraid she would freeze
At last she saw the tower
Though it had taken her an hour
She cruised inside on a breeze.
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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Tue Mar 20 2007, 19:52

There once was a witch named cho
Whose broomstick was flying too slow
And try as she might
It just wouldn’t take flight
so she called AAA for a tow.


There was a great wizard named dumbledore
Who wont be doing magic anymore
Because Snape told a lie
And caused him to die
Now we all have something to hate him for.

There once was a wizard named Harry
Many things in his life were scary
His dormmates he scared
With screams from his nightmares
Now of him his friends are quite wary.

Harry Potter's best friend was named Ron
Whose hair was getting quite long
Which his mom tried to slice
With a large butcher knife
But ended up using her wand.

Harry's uncle was Sirius Black
Whom the bad guys tried to attack
He fell through the veil
Harry started to wail
Cause he's gone and might never come back.
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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Thu Mar 22 2007, 21:45

these aren't very good...

Hermione Granger's
past couldn't be stranger,
though her parnets are Muggles,
in Hogwarts she never struggles,
She is Hermione Granger.

The twins of Fred and George,
On food they like to gorge,
They play tricks and jokes,
Two awesome blokes,
Funny Fred and George.

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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Fri Mar 23 2007, 20:58

[b]He Who Must Not B Named


He who must not be named
From you your life he shall claim
Scream and shout
And even if you will pout
You will never be the same
*****************************
That's all I have SO FAR
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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Fri Apr 06 2007, 05:36

those green cute eyes are full of fears
for his whole life he had been in tears,
he has messy black hair,
which flies but he as if he doesnt care,
his two best buddys,
are ron and hermione:P
bravery and humour is ron who is fussed out,
while intelligence is all hermione about!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Sun Apr 08 2007, 16:30

Sorry about my horrible limericks lol XD

There once was a girl named Ginny
Who liked all the kittens named Minnie
She bought quite a lot
With black and white spots
That scratched her and meowed loudly, "Hinny!"

The Slytherin Prince at Hogwarts
He looks really hot in shorts
Draco Malfoy's his name
Insulting Potter's his game
Against him my heart has no forts.

The mighty Sword of Gryffindor
Always defends the Light side's shore
With silver and rubies
And engraved words that're groovy
It's wielder is never a bore.

There once was a woman named Lily
Who was anything but silly
She loved her son Harry
Fought Voldy who was scary
And wanted to ride a filly.
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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Sun Apr 08 2007, 19:41

I know this won't be good!

"Say!" Said George with a smile
"I bet I can throw it a mile!"
"Oh no!" said the boys twin
"That game you will never win!"
So the boys threw the cushion with great ease


^LOL^ that sucked

Giant squid was his name
the center of one great game
get to close and he'll nip you
but go real far to win too!
Still the wonderful prize is the same

^bad again^

Ron Weasley was a little boy
Who had lost his best toy
His brothers have taken it away
Now he has nothing left to play
Maybe he'll get it another day

HeHe!

Hermione was a smart one
She thought homework was fun
Then she met her sweetheart Ron
And learned to joy of being a pawn
And playing chess in the Hogwarts sun
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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Tue Apr 17 2007, 20:51

yay random limericks wheee

There once was a thin kid named Harry
He almost committed hari-kari
'Cause in his second year
They laughed at him, poor dear
But thankfully he learned how to parry

There was a brainy girl called Hermione
Her hair was the opposite of tiny
She didn't have many friends
(she didn't follow the trends)
And everyone thought she was whiny

There was a blonde kid named Malfoy
He was an unfortunate boy
He wanted a carrot
He made a good ferret
But then he became Voldies toy

Dumbledore was an old man
He couldn't seem to get a tan
He got jealous of Fawkes
So he stuffed him in a box
And went for a drive in his van

Grawp likes to rip up trees
And centaurs he likes to seize
He cant pronounce words
He scares thestral herds
And let's just pray he doesn't sneeze
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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Thu May 31 2007, 14:48

I'm going to join this class, I'll write the limericks in a minute.
Let me try one.
Dolores Umbridge
Dolores Umbridge
Needs a heavily supported bridge
To carry her wieght across
And so it won't fall at her coughs
And her mind is singed.

Okay, yeah, I'll do more later, but I've gotta work on something else.
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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Mon Jun 04 2007, 09:40

There once was a man named Snape,
Who went on a jolly old jape,
He fell down the stairs,
And became ensared,
Oh what a fool was Snape!

There was an old dude named Dumbles,
Who was oft nicknamed Bumbles,
He died atop a tower,
Radiating power,
Oh what a great man was Dumbles.

The once was a school named Hogwarts,
Whose only rhyme was Snogwarts,
In book six, the name came true,
The kids even snogged in the loo,
Oh what a school was Hogwarts.

There was a flying blue car,
Who flew so very far,
It went to the stars,
Landed on Mars,
And married a man named Lars.
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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Wed Jun 06 2007, 01:47

Draco
underneath the eyes of shame
leaving behind his fortune of fame
Into the light draco grew
alone and untrusting, but one, of he knew.
teasing and prodding her as if a game.

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Pansy
Pansy, crying she ran away
tears streaming down her face today
seeing her love in ones other embrace
screaming silently without a trace
looking away in the eyes of grey.


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Ron
oblivious to the sound of love
as naive as ron was, he still needed a shove
a clear depiction of him
lusting what was not his
day dreaming in Merlin's above

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Bellatrix

snarling at her blood traitng enemy
Bellatrix casting spells one too many
laughing raucously at her duelers defeat
a smile playing on her face as she knew what she would meet
determined to kill with her wand at the ready


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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Thu Jun 21 2007, 00:14

James
There once was one called Prongs
Tis a shame he didn't live very long
The leader of a group of four
Where mishchief and fun were galore
But his memory will forever live on




Sirius
There once was one called Padfoot
Whose hair was black as soot
He was charming and dashing
Always had all laughing
Smiles on faces he put




Remus
There once was one called Moony
Who had a curse that made him loony
The full moon was his fear
In his madness he lost all he held dear
And protecting others was his duty




Peter
There once was one called Wormtail
Who has a very scandalous tale
He followed but never led
And all would come to dread
Betraying his friends, but never did he tell
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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Thu Jun 21 2007, 17:05

These suck XD Oh well they're housepoints XD

There once was a boy named Harry,
sometimes he looked kinda scary,
a scar of lightning upon his head,
he sleeps comfortably in a four post bed,
in the Gryffindor Dormitory.

There once was a lad named Ron
who had a fear of a swan
that had once chased him
trying to nip his limb,
but lucky Ron got away.

There once was a girl named Ginny
she was increadbly skinny
with long red hair
no man would dare
to take on this fiery beauty.

At Hogwarts was Dean
he was quite a tean
a muggleborn loving soccer
So it was quite a shocker
when he joined the quidditch team.

I told you they were horrible XD

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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Wed Jun 27 2007, 13:17

Well done to everyone who participated. I had fun reading all of these!
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Remus Lupin: 20
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RhiannonMei: 20
KatieBellaTrix: 20
Jenna Black: 5
Raxacoricofallapatorius: 20
Fwooper: 20
amberg93: 20

RAVENCLAW
LilyFlower: 20
Vicky_Weasley: 20
Rigby Dumbledore: 20
Miss Filius: 20
skatinglils: 20
Legendary: 20

SLYTHERIN
drkangelcat: 20
Snapes_girl: 20
Agatha Black: 20

HUFFLEPUFF
Dancingsunset: 20
streams of silver: 20
hogwarts_gurl: 5
cedric_lover07: 5

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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Tue Jun 24 2014, 17:18

I can't believe I spent hours on this and they are crappy as hell!

Old cunning Dumbledore
Liked lemondrops galore
He ate so very much
He ended the bunch
So he conjured some more


Bellatrix liked her tricks
So she played with sticks
Then came Molly
Ending the folly
And Bella lost her kinks


There was a Poltergeist named Peeves
Who like to hang out with the thieves
But then came a sad the day
When all thieves went away
And Peeves was left only with leaves


Percy was a prancy fool
who liked to be a tool
He lied
And cried
So he could never be cool

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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Wed Jun 25 2014, 18:40

They were only mildly crappy

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PostSubject: Re: Harry Potter Limericks   Fri Jun 27 2014, 11:12

1:
Hickory Dickory Dock
The Weasley's are on the clock
But Fred is dead
So off with his head
It all came as a big shock

2:

There was a young girl named Ginny
Whose hair and face were quite dingy
Then she got older
And grew much bolder
And decided to stop all her whingy


3:
There was a man named Dumbledore
Who always left Voldemort in a bore
But then he died
And Harry cried
Because Dumbledore was no more

4:
A beautiful swan who cries alone
Too bad her love is postpone
But Cho Chang played a trick
And made Harry's heart quick
Until Harry grew a backbone
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