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PostSubject: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Wed Sep 06 2006, 19:54

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Have you ever just done something totaly stupid like I just did a few seconds ago? lool welll like start here and everytime you do something completley stupid post it!
like I just started looking for the mouse to the computer and I started fraking out cause I couldnt find it.. Im using a laptop! LOL

So what Dumb Blonde thing have you done recently?
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Mon Jun 09 2008, 20:59

okay, i am a dedede. my sisters just found this little baby bird in our yard and were all excited. we were all in the front and the twins (my sisters) were talking about buying it food. i thought it'd be hungry like right now and turned to my dad and said "do birds breast-feed??" he looked at me all psycho and i said "what, cats and dogs do it. but, oh yeah, they eat worms huh?"

how retarded..

and my friend one day...me and her and this boy gerardo switched converse and she got his. at lunch she was complaining how they were tight on her she said "my feet can't breathe!!" i didn't really think it was that funny but, you know boys, they started rolling out the jokes. i cracked up and now me and the dudes wont let her forget. they are always like "vanessa, how are your feet today? can they breathe." and what's funny is converse have little holes on the sides (u know?) and so when she's wearing non-cons they pick-on her more. wont let her forget. but we love her..hahaha!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Wed Jun 11 2008, 23:04

HAHAHA thats funny.... surprisingly I havent done anything stupid yet.... but its gonna happen soon and when it does ill post it here...lol...
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Wed Jul 09 2008, 09:45

I did something stupid the other day...

I was making a cup of coffee, and because this is something I do every day I was sort of running on auto-pilot. I'd poured the water in, and went to the fridge to get the milk...only to come back with the half bottle of wine that was in there. It was only when I was halfway to pouring it did I realise that it wasn't the milk :D

Good thing I didn't get so far as to pour it!
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Wed Aug 13 2008, 04:21

Here's another one.

We moved recently, and I was packing my boxes. My mum called me at one moit, I turned round to get to the door and came across a wall of boxes... How stupid? I 'boxed' myself in!
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Wed Aug 13 2008, 04:28

I had one yesterday, not that its the first one. I have alot, but this is the only one I remember.

I was in history class and I was doing Math work. Well I got to this problem and didnt know how to do it so I asked this guy who is really smart. He said Yeah I will....do you have a dollar. And I asked a what? And kept saying a dollar. So after five minutes of me asking, my friend Logan turns to me and saids DO YOU HAVE A DOLLAR! FOUR QUATERS! A PAPER WIT A 1! So I nodded my head and said what does it look like. Well the other dude starts laughing and takes my book and then, when he did that, I pulling out four quaters and said OH I DO......wait, is this a dollar? I felt so dumb, I thnk my cousin was laughing behind me to...I know Logan and the smart guy was
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Thu Aug 14 2008, 23:50

Yeah i have many blonde moments...

Was in science class and the teacher was trying to explain somthing. When he finished he asked if everyone understood and i was like ''Pfft no!'' to my friend but no one else was talking so it came out really loud and everyone heard me. The teacher was like, ''Okay then Bella, i'll bring one in for you to see next lesson...''
me: ''C??? whats a C?
teacher: no, see!
me: what???
teacher: you know, look at, with your eyes...
me: you mean the ocean??? what does that have to do with electricity???
teacher: No, look at. S-E-E see!
me: s-e-e? whats an s e e???

we continued that for about 5 minutes... i still didnt get it till my friend explained it...
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Fri Aug 15 2008, 09:35

haha. wow.
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Sat Aug 16 2008, 14:32

LOL Zig. that is hilarious.....

but LOONY would want me to tell this one...

ok me and her were at lunch one day and we had ,ashed potatoes and like bread and turkey and stufff, ya kno. and I had a lil stick of butter wrapped up in that foil stuff.. and it was hard and i wanted it soft so she was like
" put it in ur poataoes."
so I unwrapped i and stuck it in. and then i sat there with this blank look on my face. and she was like (this is not that actual conversation)
"umm andrya.."
"yeah?"
"u were supposed to leave it in the wrapper."
"huh?"
then i looked down and i didnt get it.
so she explained it. and I was like
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Sat Aug 16 2008, 14:38

you forgot to saw that u wanted the butter soft so u could put it inn your roll.

i am bursting of laughter rite now!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Sat Aug 16 2008, 19:05

OH shut up!!!!

lol lol
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Sun Aug 17 2008, 15:20

hehe. i cudn't help it.
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Sun Aug 17 2008, 19:54

Blonde moments i have alot...

The other day i was freaking out because i couldnt find my car keys. I started flipping out on my fiance who was just watching and laughing at me franticly looking for them. Then he says "hunni look on your belt loop"
And low and behold there they were the whole time.

Then way back in the day i thought it was fun by stopping my bike by putting my foot in the tire... yea definatly shouldnt do that cuz my foot got stuck, and just because you put your foot in the front tire doesnt mean it stops the back tire and i flew like a foot over my handle bars, and when i landed the bike landed on top of me, my leg all contorted in the tire. NEVER do that lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Thu Aug 21 2008, 06:45

It's like one of those times that I was helping out at the riding stables. The horse stood on my foot while I was grooming him and instead of pushing him off I just yelled: "GET OFF YOU USELESS GREAT LUMP!" He just looked at me with an innocent look on his face.
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Thu Aug 21 2008, 13:09

Jenn....i worry about you love *laughs behind hand*

OKay heres a few of mine, not exact but basically:

Karen and Hannah are in maths class (please note this conversation took place with totally straight faces from both hannah (myself) and karen (my friend).

Hannah: What do you think about me joining the circus?
Karen: (considers) Depends, whats in it for me?
Hannah: I dunno, I could nick you some peanuts
Karen: Where are you gonna get peanuts at the circus?
Hannah: I could take them from the elephants.....duh....

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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Thu Aug 21 2008, 13:15

Dumb blonde moment.

Hannah: (Watching a film with a guy giving a girl the kiss of life) Now this is no time to be kissin'
Lucy: I know...
Hannah: Um...Lucy...you do know-
Lucy: I KNOW!

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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Thu Aug 21 2008, 13:46

lol good times luce, i had another moment just there now lol

I had been walking my dog and i was taking his collar off, in a daydream. Then he walked on and i goes moodily "You're welcome!?" as if expecting a thank you. then i laughed.


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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Thu Aug 21 2008, 18:59

wizardGIRL and me right now. we were looking in the movies forum under "stuff not noticed" and i was telling her about what violet noticed=

me: and violet noticed that when harry goes to buckbeak he poops
wizardGIRl: harry?!
me: what? no! buckbeak!
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Fri Aug 22 2008, 03:50

haha. Thats good. Thats sounds like what my cousin goes would do. She was the one who saw it and was like. Did he just poop! And I was like....uh no. She didnt believe me and was like Uh! Thats nasty! Rewind it I wanna see it again! And I kept saying he didnt. So we rewind it and we seen he does and we were like Rewind it that buckbeak just pooped! haha, we wanted to make sure. well she called it a bird lion thingy.
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Sat Aug 23 2008, 16:11

OMG lol...last night Hannah sletp over at my house...and this happened.

Hannah- *sighs* I'm hungry
Lucy- I don't know!
Hannah- Did I ask a question?

LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Sat Aug 23 2008, 22:54

I had one just a while ago.

Me: *playing with my sisters shirt*
sis: What are you doing?
me: trying to tear off your life
sis: WHAT!?!
me: i meant the tag on your shirt!!!! i didnt mean your life!!!
sis: oh...ok...tear it off them...I dont care

~~~~~~~~~~~~

sis: I can always get a job on the evening shift
me: what if they dont have flash lights?
sis: uh hello? Evening shift....why would I need flas lights?
me: because the lights will go out
sis: then sun will be out stupid
me: It will-wait a minute!! YOU SAID EVENING SHIFT!!!!
sis:*......* No I didnt
me: What if they dont have candles, and your in a basement, with a guy
sis: I have a lighter
me: and it doesnt work?
sis: I will simply move away from him and go up the stairs
me: What if the stairs are broken?
sis: You cant break the stairs stupid.
me: Yeah you can, the cable can break and you can die
sis: Lesley....your thinking of an elevator
me: What if the elevator was broken?
sis: *shakes head and hits Lesley with a pillow*
me: OW!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!
sis: because....your weird
me: oh....HEY THE LIGHTS ARE BACK ON!!!!!!
sis: yeah...have been for five minutes..
me: oh...*walks up front and pops herself on the computer*


as you can tell...me adn my sister are crazy people..haha

lets see...i think this is from today..yeah

dad: Knuckle...what do you want
me: Eggrolls!! Come on and cook me some please!!!
dad: No! now watch the movie
me: I bet bille jeans parents didnt deny her eggrolls
dad: And I bet Bille Jean didnt act stupid like you
me: im not stupid...ive just been around blondes to long
dad: Yes knuckle...you have. I cant help it your mother didnt give you blonde hair...you need it.
me: Aww...are you saying I can look prettier?
dad: no im saying it will fit your personality.
me: YOU KNOW THAT WORD!!!! ME TO!!!!
dad: *shakes head adn goes back outside*
me: Can I have the eggrolls now?

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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Wed Aug 27 2008, 18:40

Haha that last "Can i have the eggrolls now" bit was funny

I believe i laughed

this happened the same night lucy's blonde moment happened:

Hannah: Im soooo hungry
Lucy: i DONT know! no wait.....
Hannah: Again...i didnt ask a question...
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Fri Aug 29 2008, 05:48

[b]I have many dumb blonde moments.

1.laura:*whispers*Look at the cutie behind us.
me:What?*turns around*Who's the cutie behind us?
laura:
me: oups!hehe...sorry

2.the optional math class
me:hey,laura what's the answer to the exercise?
laura:he's so cool...
me:what?the teacher?!
laura:yeah...oh noo!!!not him...my bf ...duh
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Wed Sep 24 2008, 19:59

Okay, another one in class.

My friends were talking about bee stings but i thought they were saying Beastings (beestings) and was like:

''Whats a beasting?''
''You know a BEE STING''
''No, what the hell?''
Havent you ever had a bee sting?''
''What the [insert word here ^.^ 12 plus remember]! No!!!''

Continued untill the end of Geography as we walked out of the building a bee flew by at which time I finally got it, and by that time the whole class was attepmting to explain.

And another:

We had to do this speach thingo for english ( not that i had somthing prepared but i got up infront of the class anyway) so i checked the clock to see if it was morning or afternoon so i wouldnt say the wrong thing. It was 11:35 so i was like okay morning. But then i stood up and started my speech with goodnight...


I was in science and i had my phone in my pencil case cause i was texting my friend (we got moved cause we talked to much so we just txted each other lol) and i had just sent her an sms. About 5 mins later i hadnt felt my phone vibrate in my pocket so i was like ''hmmmm thats wierd'' cause she usually txts back really fast so i put my hand in my pocket and was like ''OMG I LOST MY PHONE!!!'' and spent about 40 minutes looking for it before someones like ''well just call it''. And i was like OOOOOOOhhhh yer cause i had ringtone on loud but sms set to vibrate. So some one called my and it started ringing from my pencil case (we got soo busted) and if that wasnt bad enough i forgot my friend had set my ringtone as something stupid as a joke (anyone seen Disterbia? Ya know that 'Me so horny' one of that... yep) so ''Oh so horny, Oh oh, so horny'' went off in the middle of my science class...


ummm thats all i can remeber for now...
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Thu Sep 25 2008, 09:41

I'm always up for a dumb blone moment, so many of them I tend to forget xD

But there was one about a year ago, shortly before my friend's birthday. Well, another friend and me were oranizing a group present with a couple people, and we were still chasing our money -.- So me, some guy from the group and the friend whom the present was for stood there, talking.
Me: "You two owe me some money still!"
The birthday friend (lol):"Huh? YWhat? Oh man, surely you mean him...." *meaningful look*
Me: "Uuuh, no both of you. You know, for K- oooh, oh no, I was confused. My mother still owes me money, sorry 'bout that!"

Yeah my friend's name is Katrin so I was just about to say for Katrin's present when I noticed I was talking to Katrin grin Needless to say she didn't believe my excuse xD
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Fri Oct 03 2008, 09:53

That's a good one, Gemmy XD

... but my dumb blondeness can probably beat your dumb blondness any day. Especially if "any day" happens to be today. Read on. XD

Ever since I moved to the UK, I'm living in a sort of student halls - really nice sort of place, with a nice launderette, with huuuuge washing machines. They take in pretty much the double of what a normal washing machine at home would take, so it's normal that you'd want to load them fully, because after all, it does cost 2 precious pounds to use them, right? Right. That is what I had in mind when preparing my laundry to wash today - I just chucked in *everything* from bedsheets to socks to PJ's. A few days ago, I found out from a friend that there is this magnificent invention called colour-catcher, which I however didn't find in the shops myself, so I waited the whole day for her to arrive home so she could lend me one of those nifty things, so I could rest assured it would be safe to wash all of my stuff together - whites, blacks, greens, pinks, blues, whatever.

She finally arrived and I got the colour-catcher, thanking her for being a potential life saver for my clothes - then carried everything to the launderette. Woohoo! Clothes, washing powder, money - all in! Washing machine started on the 40 degrees C programme.

... then I got to my room again, and what did I find in my pocket? 'aaaat's right: the COLOUR CATCHER!! T_T


.... HOW DUMB IS THAT? XD ... also after all that waiting and *thinking* about the colour catcher! XD

GAHHHHHHHHHHH.

I hope my laundry survives it. T_T"

Well, I'll find out in about 10 minutes. :-S

edit: MY LAUNDRY SURVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVED!!!!!!!!!!


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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Fri Oct 03 2008, 10:06

Wow. That's really blonde, Cris XD Though actually, it sounds like exactly the type of thing that might happen to me. I don't think I could ever keep count of the amount of times I went to a store to buy something, walked around and looked at stuff, bought some nonsense, went home again - and then figured I'd forgotten to buy what I'd originally gone there for -.-

Oh and good luck with your laundry, let's hope you won't end up with some cheery flower power colour mix-up on all of them o.O

Also, I did it again. Same friend as last year, same plan: group present. Only this time she's getting eighteen, meaning off age in Germany, and we want to prepare something special. SO we were on the lookout for baby pictures of her, and figured we'd just ask her mom and sister who live together. I was the lucky one who got to PM her sis on the German facebook-like thingy, and all was fine blah blah.
A day or two later, said friend was at my place installing SIMS on my computer (yaaay haha) and I had the facebook-like thingy open and clicked 'Private Messages' out of boredom when she was sitting right next to me, and she was like:
"Hey, was that my sister?"
"What, your sister? Now why should that be?"
"Didn't that say 'Kati's Birthday'?"
"Uuuuuhh....maybe, maybe not. Who knows?" *giggles*
"But since when does she call me Kati? And what does she want from you?"

Obviously I didn't tell her I was the one messaging her, and she's probably still trying to come up with the solution to this wonderous thing. She'll just have to wait and find out next week'd Friday at her party xD

Can you tell I'm not exactly the most secretive person when it comes to presents and such?
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Sat Oct 04 2008, 03:22

Haha those are good ones Gemma lol

I believe I laughed.
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Mon Oct 06 2008, 03:44

So my boyfriend dumped me and i was really angry right so i was full like ''okay i'll just call my friend and we can gosip* about it''. So I was going through my phonebook and i hit the dial button and her phone was off so it went straight to messagebank. I was like grrr and was listening to her answering message and proceeded the leave her a really long message that used up $30 of phone credit. So i basically was just going on and on about how much i hated my ex and all this really mean stuff about him. Then next day at school my ex was being really slack to me and kept quoting things i had said in my message. I got really angry at my friend, thinking she had let him listen to it. She had no idea what i was on about so we check my call records... i had called my ex and left a 1/2 message on how much i hated him.
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Mon Oct 06 2008, 04:39

Haha bella. I think I may have to come over there and hurt someone *smiles*

I had a blonde day friday. We were sitting at our lunch table, me, my ex Sean, Hudson, Logan, and some dude I cant never remember his name, and they may some kind of joke that was really...really..dirty that I cant repeat, but I had the nerve to ask what the female body part was. I think I was more emabarrassed then them.
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Tue Oct 14 2008, 17:36

okay so today at lunch something hilarious happened!!! i am not sure if it's dumb or not, but it's hilarious. although it mite be a "you had to be there" sort of moment. oh well, ima say it anyways....

I told andreya (wizardGIRL) "Hey, look, it's Gunner. Be careful, he's gun-ner get you."

"your retar--" she said.

SHe stopped talking because this (retarded person,) mentally and physically disabled student rolled past in their wheelchair with a lady pushing him. SHe made this face lke "OMG", it was soooooooo funny. After that guy past we started cracking up. I started tearing up i was laughing so hard. We were laughing at the situation, not the person, in case you were wondering.

yeah, reading that ^^ you did have to be there..
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Thu Oct 16 2008, 21:00

SO NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Mon Oct 20 2008, 21:58

haha. totally funny. u r in denial-once again.
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Mon Oct 20 2008, 22:01

not since that day.... i have not uttered that word!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Mon Nov 10 2008, 12:30

I didnt have one, but my cousin did.


We were in Walmart in the check out line and our friend Angela pulled out something and I screamed WHAT IS THAT!!!

and there was a baby in the buggy ahead of us and my Cousin Lacie said, its a baby!

And me and Angela started laughing and lacie said what. And then I told her I was talking about what was in Angela's hands and she looked so confused until we told her.
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Fri Nov 14 2008, 10:41

Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha

Legend :L

'member you got me pics of Walmart?? :D:D GOOD TIMES!

*ahem*

Well the other day I was coming out of school, and my friend was walking the opposite direction cause she gets the bus home and I get lifted in the back carpark.
Anyway.
We were walkin out and I was calling something to my friend, and then I all of a sudden stopped and was like, "HOW MANY STATES ARE THERE IN IRELAND!?"
And there was a pause and then she screamed back "YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"

..

It was only when I got home that I realised there are no states in Ireland...... :S...
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Fri Nov 14 2008, 20:02

dumbest thiing anyone can do... dont eat breakfeast the day your giving blood... if you dont eat than your gonna get really really really sick XD
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Mon Nov 17 2008, 10:57

ONe time I spilled tea everywhere.


Good times.

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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Mon Nov 17 2008, 11:12

The other night, we were eating chicken(Yes i hate that stuff) and I was aggervated cause my dad made me go and clean his and my moms bedroom and bathroom cause its supposely the childrens job to clean the whole house while the parents do nothing, but anyway I was fussing with him and he had a chicken leg on the plate beside him while he was taking the others up and I said THAT DRUM LEG IS MINE!!!! and he started laughing and I asked what was so funny. he said "I've never heard it called a drum leg before, maybe a drum stick, but not a drum leg." I sat down and thought about it and then 10 minutes later I had the nerve to ask what is so funny about a drum leg? Come to find out.....chickens on have legs and drumsticks....not drum legs....
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Fri Nov 21 2008, 08:07

Hehe well - I keep having blonde moments the whole time .....

For example, this happened the other day in Japanese class: we were playing bingo with Japanese adjectives and the teacher said we should shout out "Bingo!" once we had two rows - fair enough. So we played, and it was all nice and fun, and I was pretty excited, my partner and me were pretty close of getting something ... and then we got *one* row and I went all hyper and raised my hand and shouted "BINGO!" .... and was very happy until my partner pointed out we needed two rows ... I had totally forgotten hehe. :D And the teacher remarked, "Cristina-san is very excited!" XD

Teeeheeee. ...... that's by far not my blondest from the last few days, though. XD
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Fri Nov 21 2008, 09:12

I had one that embarrassed me thoroughly. I was at work, and one of our regular guests came in. I don't remember what prompted the joke, but he posed the question "Did you hear that science has proven that a woman's brain is the size of a pea in the morning?" My co-worker Dave and I both said that we'd not heard that, and we asked why that was the case. He replied, "because it swells overnight." I just kind of looked at him, then down at the desk. I was clearly thinking very hard....finally I comprehended it, saying, "Ohh...oh. I just proved it." Then I headdesked. It wasn't a very nice joke, though. But it was meant in good fun, so that's okay. I tell guy-bashing jokes from time to time too.
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Fri Nov 21 2008, 09:20

Cris, if it makes you feel any better, just think of my small geographical dilemma the other day in our MSN convo :D

I had a blonde moment last night. It was... weird (weird, since I don't get embarrassed easily xD)

Anyway, I went to this thing for nurse students (surprise surprise - only women there, haha!), and we were all sitting in the auditorium, talking and stuff, waiting for the movie to begin. So, you ahd to REALLY talk loud, or yell, if you wanted to say something to your friend - like me xD - so I went "Jeez, when will the movie begin!? I would seriously have time for a quickie!", and just as I said the last part, the entire auditorium all of a sudden becomes dead silent, because the lights went off - and of course they all heard me!

It didn't help at all that the room was filled with women of all ages, most of them looking at me very evilly xD
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Fri Nov 21 2008, 10:47

singing lesson trama.

You try singing a song that you dont know the words to or the tune...
I must have made a right fool of myself, i kept missing words out and missing out notes.. and well i think she thought i couldn't read...it was funny though xD
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Fri Nov 21 2008, 13:49

Ah the joys of sight reading. That was always a favourite activity of mine.*

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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Fri Nov 21 2008, 14:14

On youtube, there was these videos, about miley cyrus being dead! so i ran in and told my brother she was dead, he eidn't even know who she was, then came back in and watched the videos, realised they were spofs and then went in and told him it was a false alarm... he looked at me and told me to get out xD
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Fri Nov 21 2008, 14:31

Matt haha XD

Well yesterday i was out with some friends and i was talking to my friend kurtis, whilst doing so i didn't notice the tree in front of me and...ended up walking into it XD
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Fri Nov 21 2008, 14:34

Hehe.. Today in home ec, i was making work up from being suspended and me and this girl was talking about the chartiy basketball game. Well I didnt have a ticket and this guy said well I want to buy break and I'm not sure I want to go. I want to eat, And I was paying so much attention to the work (YES I WAS!!!) I said, here give it to me and I'll eat it....it didnt click until I started writing what I said.
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Sat Nov 29 2008, 10:43

Okay, so this happened a while ago :D We were shopping for movies with Nick, and he finds Titanic 6-disc Special Edition, and he calls me over to check it out. I flip it over, and go "Ooh! Listen, Nick! It says there's an alternate ending! Does it mean Titanic doesn't sink!?"

...I've never seen Nick laugh so hard xD Unfortunately, it only took me another three minutes to understand what I had said.

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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Sun Nov 30 2008, 05:34

Well mine just happened there a few moments ago, and I only got it a second ago :L:L:L


So I was in the kitchen with my mum, and she was cooking in front of the oven.

Me: Mum don't stand there! What about radiation?!

Mum: ... You think there's RADIATION from ovens?

Me: Uh, YEAH!

Mum: Then why aren't all the worlds chef's dead?

Me: (thinks)

Mum: (sighs) You want something to eat?

Me: Not from someone who calls me a LIAR!

Mum: (sighs) Not even a pancake?

Me: Okay then.

Mum: You want butter on it?

Me: Only if it's made with love!

Mum: (sighs) Go away.

Me: Yeah, okay.



Its one of those, "You had to be there" moments .. .
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Mon Dec 01 2008, 23:30

running on black ice XD

I was running... why I have no clue... I saw the black ice and I should of went around it but I didnt think anything bad would happen if i ran over it... ran over it and half way through the running process my legs left the ground and when that happens you know something bad is about to follow... well than I saw the ground and now I see the sky and thats when you know things arent going to get any better.... the sight of the sky and the lack of feet on ground was followed by a pain up my back and in my head along with some of the air in my lungs escpaing it making me gag a little but not much... than I said Ouch... and than I sat up and looked around.... I was on the ground and had pain everywhere....

but I survived and I now know that one should not run on black ice... dumbest thing on could do... dont try it at home
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Blonde Moments!   Thu Dec 04 2008, 14:36

Happened today, in one of my lectures, and went basically like this:

I was late, so the moment I entered I looked for a free place in the back of the lecture theater, such as to avoid being noticed by too many people. Luckily, some friends of mine were in the penultimate row, and there was just one empty place at the end of the row, where my colleague was keeping her jacket. She saw me, and took the jacket off the chair to make room for me. I sat down and .... forgot the chairs are of the type that automatically go up if there's no weight on them. Consequently, I found myself sitting on the floor the next moment, and was the amusement of my friends and some other people sitting nearby! XD
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